BI in a Box

Okay, you had to know it was coming. With Justin Timberlake winning the Emmy for this video and On-Demand Business Intelligence Time already climbing the charts (I’m still looking for a guitarist by the way), here’s a tribute to JT…

BI in a Box
Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we’ve been cuttin’ and pasting data together for such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it’s the end of the quarter and we don’t want to be surprised
Gonna give you something so we know how our business is performing
A gift real special, so open your browser
Take a look at the homepage — it’s BI in a box
Not gonna struggle with Excel spreadsheets
That sort of thing is a waste of time
Not gonna get you a fancy data warehouse
Girl ya gotta know how difficult that can be
Not gonna get you another high-priced on-premise application nobody uses
A girl like you needs answers, not static reports
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s BI in a box, business intelligence on-demand babe
It’s BI in a box, business analytics on-demand girl

See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that we can get business visibility that’s second to none
To all the fellas out there with bosses to impress
It’s easy to do, just follow these steps:

1: Call LucidEra
2: Put your data in our box
3: Login to our box

And that’s the way you do it
It’s BI in a box… business intelligence on-demand babe
It’s BI in a box, business analytics on-demand girl
Board meeting; BI in a box
Sales meeting; BI in a box
Customer visit; BI in a box
Every single time you need insight, BI in a box
Over at your partners office, BI in a box
Mid-day while your IT department focuses on innovation, not infrastructure, BI in a box
Backstage on your PDA, BI in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
Business intelligence on demand…

posted by Darren Cunningham at 8:37 am

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Ajay

Posted on 13th September, 2007

Now we just need a singer…may be JT himself